The Beanie Crook, later becoming a Hitman and thus the Beanie Hitman is a one-time character that appears in a single ad.
Appearance[]
He takes the form of the standard Crook appearance (a man wearing a gray shirt and orange pants, plus a black belt), except he wears an orange beanie wrapped around his head. When he is promoted to a Hitman, however, he becomes a balding man with a plaid buttoned shirt and jeans.
History[]
The Beanie Crook's first appearance is putting on a 5000 xp orange beanie (hence his name) that instantly promotes him to level 99, him responding to his overwhelming newly gained power with a battle cry. However the Boss appears (everything prior apparently on a video) claiming that it is in fact, how mafia doesn't work. The Beanie Crook is later recruited into the mafia as a level 15 Hitman, and from there on out there is a likelihood he was killed in battle or ascended to become a Boss.
Trivia[]
- He is definitely based on the "beanie clip" of tyler1 fame, in which the eponymous Tyler picks up a Dragon Ball Z themed beanie, puts it on his head, and screams like there's no tomorrow.
- Why he was picked by the Boss to become a Hitman is unclear, but a lingering theory is that it was merely morbid curiosity or a fascination with such a cringeworthy clip. Remember; the Boss said, to us, that what the Beanie Crook did is NOT how mafia works.
- A possible and maybe even plausible theory is that the Boss recruited the Beanie Crook to redeem and show him how mafia truly works.